Survey Says...

So I was visiting a friend this past weekend and she received a survey in the mail. We had a lot of fun reading it and coming up with goofy answers. There were two questions that just took the cake, though, and I feel like I just have to share them with you... For the sake of discretion, I've taken out the state name (like it really matters). Below each question is our random comment. This was just too good to pass up. Enjoy, and if you have an answer to either survey question, feel free to post! I would love to hear your comments to these, too!

3. Do you agree with the governor's plan to lease or sell the <Insert State Name> Toll Road in Northern <Insert State Name> to private or foreign investors?
---Just how foreign are we talkin' here? What happens if they sell the road to Libya or someplace?

6. Do you support the Governor's proposals to sell, lease, or privatize some of the state's operations, such as prisons, hospitals, highways, and parks?
---"Welcome to Bob's Prison" "Thanks for visiting Jill's hospital for all your surgical needs" Or: "I can't drive on Tim's highway, he's still mad because I didn't return his snowblower..." ???